Mamas at Pizza Hut Kane`ohe
(30 letter days are on suspension mode)
Brytni Miller: How do you like that phone, the droid?
Me: I like it a lot actually. You have Verizon?
BM: No, T mobile.
Brittney Balutski: I love the droid. I want the iPhone though. I should get Ka’eo an iPad
Brandee: NO YOU GUYS!!! Don’t switch to AT&T it’s junk!! Dropped calls everywhere I turn. $90 for my service plan
Brytni: Damn I pay $150 for me and Andrew. I can’t be switching.
Brittney: Haaaa. I just need to tough it out for a year, then I’ll be rolling in the dough as a stylist.
Brandee: I am going to be such an old parent.
Brittney: Do yourselves a favor, both of you, don’t have kids now! If you want one, get a purse with a baby on it. Kids! Are! Not! Accessories!
Brandee & Mizuki: Okay Britt, you got it
Brittney: I swear to God, I had four heart attacks in! a! row! when I found out I tested positive
(Ka’eo starts babbling and pulling at Brittney’s denim jacket)
Brittney: Aww look, he’s saying ‘hey ma remember I’m here’ yes Ka’eo I love you dearly
Brytni (looks at Aubree): It was all worth it, yeah?
(Aubree blows kisses)
Me: Brytni, it was only yesterday you and I were catching the bus home after school in like what, the 7th grade?!
Brytni: Oh hell yeah that was forever ago
Brittney: You’re my favorite illegal Mizuki. When are you and her getting married so she can be legal? I’ll marry you if you pay me a hundred bucks
(Ka’eo reaches up to grab plate)
Brittney: I am so sorry my son is suffering from the terrible threes. The terrible twos rolled over to the threes.
(Aubree reaches over to finish Brytni’s pepsi)
Brandee: You let her drink soda?! She’s a year and a half!
Brittney: That’s how. We’re country. Ka’eo reaches over to chew my gum. I mean, come on.
Me: Really, you two are doing a great job with your kids.